Clown
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Here's that promised 'one' sent me by my nephew, late yesterday afternoon - sort of sun-downer for me; offered to you for 'Elevenses'......
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After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so  we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ......
HOLY SHIT!'

Silence followed.

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants?'
One Irish passenger yelled ... 'Fer Fook sake!, you should see the back of mine?! '

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